"The Eagle Has Landed"
My front door
This is the culprit. This finch is the reason I have been relegated to using my garage door 24/7. Eagle? Finch? Doesn't matter. If you know anything about me, you know that...
hate strongly dislike birds of ANY kind (one caveat...Thanksgiving Turkey)
hate strongly dislike milk
hate strongly dislike monkeys
hate strongly dislike flying monkeys (they are monkeys who think they are birds)