"I'm not telling you, 'Never eat a hamburger.'
Just eat the good ones with real beef.
You know, like the ones from that mom-and-pop diner down the street,
...And it's so good that when you take a bite out of that burger,
you just know somewhere in the world a vegan is crying."
"Lunchtime at the Diner"
State College, Pennsylvania
With apologies to all vegans. AND to Homer Simpson, whose intellect I apparently highly underestimated, D'oh!
Here's where I "link up" today