Is there a Halloween equivalent of "Bah Humbug"? Altho never top-10 on my holiday hit list, it quickly tumbled below "Tax Deadline Day" now that I do not have anyone directly involved in the custom in my home. I have no good reason to keep bags upon bags of my favorite candies around the house..that I will EAT and then have to RE-purchase...for trick-or treaters. I'm dangerously close to morphing into the dreaded "Raisin Lady". Dispenser of raisin oatmeal cookies, sans the cookie, to innocent children. Altho gotta admit, dump the raisins out of the box and ya got a cool kazoo sure to annoy ALL your neighbors...especially the Raisin Lady.
"Bah Humbug Charlie Brown"
Thing #3
You know the one. The house with the woman who obviously could care less for Halloween and those unsuspecting innocent trick-or-treaters who rang her doorbell. There is no other reason for giving out raisins. So unmotivated by the holiday that she risked a late night egging...just sayin'.
It's a far nobler deed that I just turn off my lights. Put the dogs in the basement. Make dinner reservations. Than become known as the "Raisin Lady". The all encompassing term that includes those that hate the holiday enough to give out the likes of dried out grapes, orrrrr...
1. Necco Wafers (fruit that tastes like dust...and doesn't have an expiration date)
2. Circus Peanuts (the cousin, from the wrong side of the tracks, of the Easter Peep)
3. Good & Plenty (even shiny coatings of pink and white can't disguise the devil's candy...black licorice)
3. Wax Lips/Wax Coke Bottles (I don't seem to remember "wax" falling into any of the major food groups)
4. Apples (always good for parental confiscation accompanied by stories of crazy people inserting razor blades...or pins... into them)
5. Candy Corn (the fruitcake of Halloween)
honorable mention...
**6. Candy Canes (used by those who FORGOT it was Halloween and obviously rooted thru their attic for last year's Christmas cast offs. altho better than the alternative, a can of "Cream of Celery" Campbell's soup)
honorable mention...
**6. Candy Canes (used by those who FORGOT it was Halloween and obviously rooted thru their attic for last year's Christmas cast offs. altho better than the alternative, a can of "Cream of Celery" Campbell's soup)
Going from the house who gives out FULL SIZE BARS to the Raisin Lady house? Unacceptable, despite my lack of enthusiasm. So tonight I will darken the homestead, hit a local tavern, and lift a glass of wine to toast Halloween and all the "Raisin Ladies" of the world. My way of showin' the love without tarnishing my reputation. Bah Humbug.
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Carry on! Cool post Kathy. Sure tops the year I was running out of candy so divided what was left into bags that I had inserted fortunes written on popsicle sticks. Sort of like getting a combination trick and treat. I still crack up laughing when I think of the kid who opened their bag and said in the most disappointing tone, "it's a stick." I wish I knew what I had written on it. I moved before the next Halloween. :)
ReplyDeleteHaha...good call on the 'move'!
DeleteI can totally see that. It's huge in our neighborhood because of all the littles. :)
ReplyDeleteWithout children ,Halloween does not make any sense! So after ours flew out of the nest, we are somewhere else in a restaurant:)
ReplyDeleteI have a hot date at the grocery store tonight. Our road is super busy - so only one or two trick or treaters in 5 years. I bet the store will be very empty! Enjoy your weekend!
ReplyDeleteoh my that was a hilarious post! that is the reason i buy candy i don't like, so i don't eat it all before halloween! we won't be dealing with trick or treaters tonight, high school football game in the freezing cold! happy halloween and thank you for linking!
ReplyDeleteThat's a really great list, or I should say inedible one. :) Wax candy really doesn't sound that good!
ReplyDeleteTo all you "Nay" sayers of Halloween I say....Party Poopers! I'm an adult and still wear Halloween outfits although I must say I've scaled down from full blown costumes to Halloween T-Shirts and Socks. I still decorate my house and even if I didn't have my grandchild living with me I still would. I love the craziness of the holiday (not the gory stuff) but being able to see all the kids in their costumes and the excitement on their faces and just being a "kid at heart." We so rarely get many kids trick-or-treating anymore so there's always candy left over and well I admit, I've got a sweet tooth. Which by the way call me weird but I like Necco Wafers, Good & Plenty and even Candy Corn! - So HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
ReplyDeleteI wish I had you for a friend growing up... I would have traded u all my Good & Plenty, and Neccos for your peanut butter cups :). Have a fun night!
DeleteI probably would have traded you too. Although I do like Peanut Butter Cups as well.
DeleteRaisins? Really? 1 through 6 ain't any better. Happy October 31 to you! Neat pumpkin I might add. Tom The Backroads Traveller
ReplyDeleteI have never given out candy and only gone out once, in college! I seemed to have turned out pretty ok (-:
ReplyDeleteI never saw the fuss either!
So hilarious ... the grumpy raisin lady, expired candies etc! Enjoy the bit more quiet Halloween :)
ReplyDeleteWe stayed at home AFTER I went out this morning & blew a wad on candy for the trick or treaters who have yet to show on our doorstep. It's after 7pm - this is when they usually STOP showing up.
ReplyDeleteOur local weatherman ran out of candy one year & was mortified when his wife started handing out instant oatmeal packets.
Slainte!! I will lift my glass with you. Salem, MA which is just about 9 miles from me is expecting over 100,000 people on it's streets tonight! It's nice weather and a Friday night. Absolute craziness! I'll take Independence day of Halloween...
ReplyDeleteFunny post! (Some of the candies you mention are a little out-dated. :-) )
ReplyDeleteSo so funny! Hope the well-deserved wine was wonderful! xo
ReplyDeletePatty @ findingserendipity
I'm supposed to be at a Halloween party with my sweet husband, but I really dislike dressing up and I'm not so much a fan of Halloween. Plus - I kinda think I might be a wee bit past the age of being ready for a beer bong. So. I'm home with my puppies and the kitty, enjoying some bourbon. We don't get trick-or-treaters at all in our neighborhood - even though we have tons of kids here - so it's all good.
ReplyDeleteTotally agree and think your plan is a great one!
ReplyDeleteYou got me smiling once again my friend! Too funny! I'm just glad to know I wasn't the only one who was in a tavern for Halloween!
ReplyDeleteHugs~
my friend said he gave out apples and the kids didn't want them.
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