"The Postman Cometh"
2. Look for a good deal on scotch tape
3. Unpack scotch tape and put it somewhere I can never remember
4. Try NOT to think of the cookies sitting in my cupboard
5. Try not to feel guilty after I EAT the cookies sitting in my cupboard
6. Go to the gym...so I can eat more cookies
7. Eat more cookies
8. Scotch tape my mouth shut! Where's the d*mn scotch tape??!!??
Man, it's gonna be a LONG day!