March 22, 2013

My Dearhearts...


1.  Dear Tootsie Pops,


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I now know that I can eat twelve of you before my tongue starts to REALLY hurt.  Unfortunately, you have proven beyond a reasonable doubt that I have little patience or self-control.  Yes, the Better Half has told me this for years...but I didn't believe it til twelve Tootsie Pops yelled it at me.  I have yet to reach the center of you without biting.  Sorry.



2.  Dear Perspective,


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I could REALLY use a new way of looking at a couple of things in my life right now.  STAT (remember I have little patience...just ask the Tootsie Pops).



3.  Dear Things,


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Please know that if I REALLY wanted to embarrass you....I could.



4.  Dear Snapple,


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Why don't I ever see "Snapple Fact Finder" in the Want Ads?  DREAM JOB (just sayin').



5.  Dear Jeans,


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Why must you lie??!!??  And puhleeze...don't blame it on those twelve tootsie pops.



Yours truly,

--Kathy

P.S.  Dear Readers,

All photos taken with my trusty iphone.  Not even tryin' to pass these off as photos with any technical merit.  Just passin' them off as the week that was.


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26 comments:

  1. Tamar SBMarch 22, 2013 at 11:43 AM

    I have no lollipop willpower - my poor teeth...

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  2. MTWagginMarch 22, 2013 at 11:48 AM

    Thanks for the smiles and have a great Friday!

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  3. Sherri B.March 22, 2013 at 12:12 PM

    I haven't had a Tootsie Pop in a long time - now I'm craving one! Your iphone images made me smile, as always...have a great weekend! :)

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  4. Tina Fariss BarbourMarch 22, 2013 at 12:27 PM

    Enjoyed your 5! I have no willpower for lollipops, either. Never have.

    Visiting from the Random 5 Friday meme. Nice to meet you!

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  5. AdrienneMarch 22, 2013 at 12:32 PM

    Dear Perspective.....isn't that a good one!!!

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  6. DeannaMarch 22, 2013 at 1:03 PM

    hee hee....I join you on the tootsie pop challenge, never without a bite to get to that chocolate center. skinny jeans are not in my vocabulary!!

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  7. Jemma@athomewithjemmaMarch 22, 2013 at 1:51 PM

    Just popped over from Random 5 Friday! This was very fun and it is so nice to meet you!!

    Jemma

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  8. UnknownMarch 22, 2013 at 1:55 PM

    Okay - the embarrassment shot for "things" - an.absolute.riot!!!!

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  9. Tina@WhatWeKeepMarch 22, 2013 at 2:12 PM

    Ha! Great ones! My jeans lie, too.

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  10. MollyMarch 22, 2013 at 2:16 PM

    Tootsie Pops, one of the amazing discoveries of my life as a results of marrying an American!

    Mollyxxx

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  11. NancyMarch 22, 2013 at 2:54 PM

    My jeans don't even try to lie by saying skinny. Lol!

    Thanks so much for sharing your 5 facts with us Kathy. They were great!

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  12. AnonymousMarch 22, 2013 at 3:05 PM

    Love your personal letters here! It's been a long time since I've had a Tootsie Pop.

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  13. KimMarch 22, 2013 at 6:20 PM

    These are great and it sounds like a fun week overall. Hoping perspective comes sooner than later. :) I don't think I have ever gotten through a TP without biting either.

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  14. Kenya G. JohnsonMarch 22, 2013 at 6:50 PM

    #3 - too funny. And I might be able to suck a tootsie pop to the core to save my life - but that's it.

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  15. KathyMarch 22, 2013 at 7:07 PM

    It takes way to much time to get to the tootsie roll...so you're not alone there. I loved each one...thanks for sharing, made me smile :)

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  16. MaryMarch 22, 2013 at 7:16 PM

    Oh the Snapple gig would totally be a dream job! :) And i think these photos are perfect. No need for a 'fancy' camera.

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  17. Almost PreciousMarch 22, 2013 at 8:18 PM

    Really love this post. :) Was truly refreshing, casual, honest, uncontrived and humorous. :)

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  18. DeniseinVAMarch 23, 2013 at 1:33 AM

    I loved reading this post. Thanks for the smiles.

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  19. A Colorful WorldMarch 23, 2013 at 2:15 AM

    Cute post! I really enjoyed reading your Random 5!

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  20. pattyMarch 23, 2013 at 9:58 AM

    hysterical! love the one of "you" in the flag pants/jeans... i had to really study that one! :))

    my weakness this time of year is jordan almonds. i only buy them at Easter b/c i know my lack of self-control, but can't seem to pass up the spring colors and tradition. and, okay, my love of all things almond. :))

    thanks for sharing at 1440 again! i always enjoy my visits here!!

    patty@findingserendipity.com

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  21. SusanMarch 23, 2013 at 10:45 AM

    Thank you for sharing and making me laugh.

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  22. LadyteeMarch 23, 2013 at 12:54 PM

    LOL! ♥#3! Tootsie Roll Pop challenge...one day I will conquer. Jean challenge...only while laying on my back! lol Have a great weekend.

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  23. Carol BlackburnMarch 23, 2013 at 2:04 PM

    Ah, Tootsie Pops.... they even come by the bouquet. Come to think of it I haven't seen them in a very long time. Very nice shots with the i-phone my dear. I probably should invest in one because I'm always sorry when I've gone out and forgotten the camera. I hope your weekend is as special as you are. :)

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  24. UnknownMarch 23, 2013 at 8:09 PM

    Great now I am going to have to go buy some Tootsie Pops.. LOL. Love that first photo.

    Hugs~

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  25. JeanneMarch 23, 2013 at 11:58 PM

    That third shot is really so cute! Love it! Yes tootsie pops can be a big downfall!

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  26. Katherines CornerMarch 24, 2013 at 5:13 PM

    Kathy this is such a fun post!!!! Thank you for sharing your lovely blog at the Thursday Favorite Things blog hop xo

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